type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin
a lot of people (cowards) don’t like mint ice cream. i’m not one of them
i am a bisexual cryptid.
teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home
also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!
every student, ever:

im so glad yall are done talking about that white twink from detroit
his name is eminem
some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows